Wednesday, June 22, 2016

You named your dog "Sunday"

Yeah

Sunday

Yes. After Sunday in the Park with George.

That's not a name.... that's.... that's a when!

No. Sunday is a DOG!

Why not Park or George?

Because.... look. *Calls out "PARK!" and waits.... "GEORGE" and waits...."SUNDAY!" in a sing song voice and the dog runs in tail wagging.*
See... Sunday doesn't respond to those names. Besides. Sondheim

Sondheim is also a name.

*Sunday Growls*
As I was saying... Sondheim references are so cliche these days... but no one will get "Sunday" and it'll be special. Between me and Sunday. And I guess you.

You're.... Joe sighs and walks away and changes the subject.